Permission to Laugh

OH MY GOD!!!!!

so i was wearing a v-neck shirt...i glance down and i see a hair peeking out, so I investigate a lil...and then I realize, I have 3 not-so-little hairs growing from my chest. they were maybe an inch long, never saw them before in my life. so i was feeling ambitious (didn't want to study) and so i grabbed the tweezers, headed into the bathroom, checkin em out in the mirror. so i was, ok, lets pluck these bad boys, doesn't look right.

Pluck #1
[pluck]
" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

yes, it hurt so bad i couldn't even utter a noise. it was like i plucked breath out of my lungs.

Pluck #2
[pluck]
"OH MY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

got a lil better, i whispered oh my. whispered because my roommate is here, didn't want him to know about my knee buckling pluck. and again, hurt so bad i couldn't even say anything, oh my was all i could get to.

Pluck #3 (the longest of the hairs, ~ 1 inch)
[pluck]
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hurts like a mo-fo!!!!!! g'damn!!!!!!!!!! let's hope none of those bad boys ever come back!

OK, that hurt so bad i'm gonna go study.

p.s. still rubbing my chest and still trying to get my breath back